Concern is growing in parts of western Scotland about a new propaganda campaign aimed at tricking children into thinking that sea eagles are a good thing to have on their doorstep.
Albert Hogburn, Head of Policy and Advice at the Modern Poisoners’ Society, is reported to have told a journalist: “I don’t read the papers much but my wife does and she reads out articles to me that I might be interested in. Well let me tell you, I’m very interested in this one. Those brainwashers are stooping to an all time low if they think they can waltz into classrooms and force-feed emotive propaganda to impressionable young children.
We’ve been working as custodians of the countryside for over 200 years, and we know what we’re talking about; we haven’t had to change our views one bit. Our biodiversity is suffering from the infestation of vermin and our children are at risk of having their eyes pecked out. Only last week my son Wee Rabbie was helping me lay out some baits when he got ambushed by 19 of these vile, winged varmints. They scooped out his left eye with their beaks and now he gets called Wee Rabbie Squint Eye. It’s no laughing matter. Wait ’til it’s one of your kiddies and then you’ll be sorry.
Who has authorised this indocor, indoctrenor, indoctrinatering scheme, that’s what I want to know. It’s patently obvious that the raptor lobby is behind this. I will be sitting down this afternoon and writing a letter to the Education Minister on my Etch-a-Sketch. I’ll also be lodging a complaint with the Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator“.
Donald Spewing-Moore of the Royal Bird Protection Society said: “Shut up, you ignorant tosser“.
BBC news article here
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